The Turkish Delight That Launched a Thousand Prunes
Throughout life we all encounter moments that make us smile, chuckle, or — at the very least — question our life choices. These little absurdities are the raw…
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Del Webb Oasis Sales Site Map
An interactive map of the remaining lots available (if any) for Del Webb Oasis Click here to open in a new tab Update 2026: almost sold out!
Finding Home: Del Webb Oasis
We toured many communities across Florida before one stopped us in our tracks. Del Webb Oasis. It wasn’t the cheapest option on our list — not by a…
Intrusion Attempts into Darren’s Network
The Internet is a cesspool of villainy hidden below a layer of denial that would shock most people if they were aware of it. ISPs stick their fingers…
Good Riddance, California. Hello, Florida.
After considerable reflection, the conclusion became unavoidable: California is no longer a place I can afford to live in — financially, spiritually, or otherwise. The usual suspects drove…
QR Background Generator
Using my QR Background Generator you can create a video conference call background image containing a hidden message or URL redirection that can tempt other people into opening…
The End Is Nigh! (Again) — A Comprehensive Guide to Humanity’s Worst Track Record
Published: September 18th — a bright, sunny day on which, against all forecasts, the world continues to exist. Something is missing today. There’s a strange emptiness in the…
The Man Who Ended the World (Repeatedly): Harold Camping and the Apocalypse That Wasn’t
Imagine you’ve been telling everyone at the office that the building is on fire. They evacuate in a panic. No fire. You shrug, recalculate, and announce a new…
I Stole My Own Bag Back At The Airport
You’ve probably seen those dramatic reality TV shows like Baggage Battles, where auctioneers bid on mysterious piles of unclaimed luggage that airlines have given up on after months…
Before the Christ
Ancient Divine Stories That Prefigure the Jesus Narrative Comparative Mythology & Religious History Contents Introduction Osiris & Horus — Egypt Dionysus — Greece Mithra — Persia & Rome…